Bad Joke...;-)

Bad Joke...;-)
Ladki Jewellery shop me diamond ki Ring dekhney
k liye jhuki to uska PAAD nikal gya, ladkine
sharmindgi se idhar udhar dekha to uske peechey
SALESMAN kharra tha.
Salesman nihayat professional andaz mein:
G00D DAY MADAM.
May i help u?
Ladki Ye smjhte huwe k isney PAAD nhi suna:
Ye khubsurat RING kitney ki hai ?
Salesman:
Madam ring dekh kr to aapka PAAD nikal gya,
Price sunkr to aapki
PoTTI
Nikal jayegi...!

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