Sex on Demand and Dirty Jokes

KhatarNaak 18+ Joke ( Bacche Sochna bhi mat padne ka) .. .. Bacha Sar Pe Condom chadha k Ghoom rha tha! Baap: Ye Sar Pe kia Chadhaya hai? Bacha, style se: Papa..! School Me Fancy Dress Competition Hai, Koi Sher Banega Koi Ghora Banega, Aap ka Beta L**** Bnega.. Sab ki maa ch** de gaa... 0pen c0nd0m style..!

Girl: Janu Ye Toh Bht Bara Hy Boy: Koshish Toh Kro Girl: Janu Bht Mota Hy Boy: Doobara Try Kro Girl: Poora Nhi Jae Ga Boy: Jaan Tumhe Meri Kasam Girl: Andar Se Paani Nikal Rha Hy Boy: Acha Aakhri Baar Try Kro Girl: Uff Mere Kapre Kharab Ho Gae, Ab Tum Hee Saare Gol Gappay Khao Mujhe Nhi Khany. har joke non veg ni hota .

1 baar jungle me 2 ldke aur 1 ldki pakde gaye.... Police- tumhara naam kya h aur tum yaha kya kr rahe ho? 1st boy- mera naam mohan h aur mai bansuri baza raha tha Police- thik h tum jao.. Police to 2nd boy- aur tum? 2nd boy- mera naam sohan h aur mai bhi bansuri baza raha tha Police- thik h tum bhi jao. now Police to girl- tum bhi bansuri baza,rhi thi kya? Girl- nhi sir, mera naam bansuri h... Itni der se mai hi to baz rhi thi.......

facebook ke kharche ka lekha jokha har mahine 200 ka net pack ... abhi tak ka total 3600 facebook frnds ko har mahine 300 - 400 ki call + phone balance = 5000 something facebook ke jariye hone wali yatrao ka kull kharcha 2000-3000*4 = 10000 something service tax TA/DA milakar abhi tak ka kull kharch lagbhag --- 20000 log fir bhi kahte hai facebook free hai

Pogo joke bckk:) Bahut Kali Aunty 2 Bachho k Sathja rahi thi 1Girl ne pucha-Ye Twins hai Aunty-No 2 Saal Ka Farq Hai . . . . Girl-Yaqeen Nahi Ata Koi Apki 2 Bar Bhi Le Sakta hai.. -_- :P ladki ki baat samjh gaye to like thoko warna pogo to h hi :xp

Santa was a virgin and knew nothing about sex, He was desperate.....a -nd went to the red light area and got a call gal.... After having sex, they both lied on bed, suddenly Santa got up and started fingering her... Call Girl : “Kya kar rahe ho....?” Santa: Dhoond raha hoon....... Call Girl : Kya dhoond rahe ho.....?? Santa: “Jab Andar Gaya Tab Yeh 6 Inch Ka Tha, Bahar 3 Inch Ka Aya, Baki Kahan Hai ?“

Boy - chalti hai kya janeman? girl -main lesbian hoon ! boy - matlab ?? girl -main sirf girls ke saath sex karti hoon :| boy - De Taali.. Toh phir main bhi lesbian hoon. :P :D _______________ -_______________ - ______ Sex Karte Hue Biwi Ko Shaq Hua Ki Bacha Jaag Raha Hai, Biwi Ne Husband Ko Bola To Usne Bache Ko Doosre Kamre Mein Lita Diya, Sex Karne Ke Baad Jab Husband Vapis Bache Ko Lene Gaya To Dekha Ki Bachha Mutth Mar Raha Hai Husband Gusse Se: “Oyee, Ye Kya Kar Raha Hai Tu?” Bachha Guuse Se Bola: “Apna Kaam Apne Haath Se Kar Raha Hu, Apni Khushi Ke Liye Kisi Ki Maa Nahi Chod Raha _______________ -_______________ - _______________ -_ Teacher Bachho Ko History Samjha Rahi Thhi, Ek Dum Se Usne Class Mein Bethe Bachho Se Puchha. Teacher: “Why Love Is Better Then War?” Chinki Khadi Hui Aur Muskurati Hue Boli Chinki: “Madamji, Arey Aapko Itna Bhi Nahi Pata, Simple Because Condom Is Cheaper Then Gun. _______________ -_______________ - _________ Ek Dost Apne Dusre Dost Ke Bete Ki Birthd

Ladkiyo ki ek khaas baat... . . . . . . Non veg joke padti pura hai par like aur comment nahi karti.... :P:D agree??

Aaj Sunny Leon ka Birthday hai..Ye msg 9 logo ko bhejoge to khwaab me Sunny leone ake apse sex karegi. Ek ladke ne jhooth samaj k DELETE kar diya.. to khwab me Sunny 'Deol' ga**d marke gaya. Ab aapki marzi - leni hai ya deni hai! :D

"Ek Bahut Hi Gyan Ki Baat Hai Jo Aashiq Logo Ke Bahut Kaam Aayegi. Uska Agar Vo Palan Karenge To Sari Zindagi Maje Se Aur Aram Se Kategi." . . . . . . . . . Ladki Us Shaks Ko Maaf Kar Deti Hai Jo Mauke Ka Galat Faayda Uthaye Magar Usko Kabhi Maaf Nahi Karti Jo Mauke Ka Fayda Hi Na Uthaye :D

Santa Aur Banta Bethe Baat Kar Rahe Thhe Santa: “ Yaar Jab Tu Paida Ho Raha Thha To Tune Sir Pahle Nikala Ya Pair ” Banta: “ Maine Pair Pahle Nikale, Aur Tune? ” Santa: “ Mene To Bhai Sir Nikala Thha ” Banta: “ Kyu? ” Santa: “ Purane Log Kahte Hai Kisi Ki Phati Mein Tang Nahi Adani Chahiye

Fees maafi k liye application: To, The Principal High school, Sir, Baat ye hui k mere dad ne muje fees k liye Rs.500 diye the. 100 ki film dekhi, 150 ki drink, 50 ka Girlfriend ka Recharge karva diya, 200 science wali mam par shart haar gaya. Mai samajta tha k unka sirf Maths wale Sir k sath chakkar hai, par unka to aapke sath b chakkar nikla! Ab apke paas 2 hi raste he: Meri fees maaf ya Aapke raaz ka pardaafaash! Thanx Ur sincerely Apki beti ka boyfriend..> ...

Santa Ek Din Ek Nurse Ke Saath SEX Kar Raha Thha Nurse Chilayi Ki DARD Ho Raha Hai Santa: “Bhenchod, Khud Vahan Injection Lagati Hai Jahan Soorakh Hi Nahi Hai, Aur Tujhe Soorakh Mein Dard Ho Raha Hai“

Punishment For Rape : . . 1) UAE - Instant Death Penalty Within 7 Days Hanging. . 2) Iran - Instant Stoned To Death/Hanging With 24 hrs. . 3) Afghanistan - Instant Death By Bullet On Head Within 4 Days. . 4) China - No Trial, Medical Proved Rape Then Death Penalty. . 5) Malaysia - Death Penalty. . 6) Mangolia - Death As Revenge By Family. . 7) Iraq - Death By Stone Till Last Breath. . 8) Taliban - Limbs/ Legs/ Balls All Cut Off,&Then Stoned&Then Shot. . 9) Poland - Death Thrown To Pigs. . . . . . . 10) INDIA - 4 Times Govt. Food Daily&24*7 Z+ Security For 7-14 Years..!! . Funny But Fact..!!

#New Hukkah :P 1 Minister Pagal Khane ke Daure par tha. Ek Pagal Bola: Minister Sahib 1 Cigarette aur Machis to do. Minister ne di aur Dr. se bola: Ye Pagal to Thik aur Hosh mein hai.... Pagalne Cigarette Tod ke Tobacco Apne Sir par dala aur Machis se Aag laga di. Phir Apni Dhoti Utha ke, Lau-da Hila ke bola: Lo Minister Sahib, Hukkaaa Piyoooo Hukkaaaa...=

Ek Nangi Ladki Bar Me Jati Hai Aur Waiter Ko Order Karti HaiLadki: “Ek Peg Lao”Waiter Uski Aur Dekhte Rahta Hai Ladki: “Kya Kabhi Nangi Ladki Nahi Dekhi?”Waiter: “Arrey, Mai Ye Soch Raha Hu Ke Tu Paise Kahan Se Nikalegi

Qatil haseena ki qatil angreji... :P . He :- hiiiiii.... :) she:- How are you? :-/ . He:- I m fine,thank you. :) She :- Maine puchha,how are you? :-/ . He:- I replied na.. M fine. :) . She :- ek to tum logo ka angrezi ka problem bahut hai upar se aa gaye fb pe chat karne... Maine puchha How are you?? Matlab tum kaun ho? :-/ He :- Didi,bas apna chhota bhai samjho

Tharki Baccha to Shopkeeper- Sooji hai? . Shopkeeper- Ha sooji hai. . Baccha- To marwai Q thi! BACCHA ROCKS, SHOPKEEPER SHOCKS! . (Next Day) Again Baccha to Shopkeeper- Sooji hai?? . Shopkeeper- Ny hai. . Baccha- To kya Dukan mrwane k lia khol rakhi hai... BACHA DOUBLE ROCKS, SHOPKEEPER DOUBLE SHOCKS

I was once chatting with a friend (girl) on fb, she asked ‘chutiya hai kya?’ . and without even thinking i replied ‘tu hogi..:P’ . after 3-4 mins she replied ‘i was asking about holidays’ .. . us din ke baad se, i rarely talk to her.. XD XQ

Nazar Lag Gayi Hamare Pyar Ko Zamane Ki Umar Beet Gayi Aas Mein Unko Paane Ki Kabar Se Nikalkar Dono Haath AajBhi Kahte Hai Aarzo Rah Gayi Unke (.) (.) Boobs Dabane Ki

Ek ladki ne jor se kaha Abdul teri maa ka bhosda, madarchod... Paas khade sadhu ne kahabeti aisa nahi bolte hai, kya baat hui. Ladki boli-usne mere boobs dabaye. Baba ne boobs dabakar kaha - aise dabaye.. Ladki - haa baba, phir usne mere kapde khole. Baba ne uske kapde kholkar bole -aise. Ladki - haa baba Baba - is par gali dena shobha nahi deta. Ladki - phir usne mujhe litakar chod diya. Baba ne chodkar bole aise choda. Ladki - haa baba Baba - isme bhi gali dena shobha nahideta. Ladki - baba usne chodne ke bad bataya ki use aids hai. Baba :- abdul madarchod..... Teri maa kabhosda.

Husband Wow, Tum itni Gulabi kaise lag rahi ho.. ?? . Wife:"When your lovely words touch the bundle branches of the circulation system of my heart, . it starts beating faster & increased output is trans mitted to adrenals whichstart secreting glucon to increase blood glucose level & to combat this emergency, Pituitary output also increases which raises blood estrogen level, Causing vasodilation and I look PINK... . . . MORAL:"Jyada padhi likhi biwi romance ki mummy-didi ek kar deti hai..

"Agar Aap Log Bhi Biwi Aur Girlfriend Ki Khulli Choot Se Pareshan Hai Aur Tight Choot Ka maja Lene Chahte Hai To Ye Formula Use Kare" . Santa Roz Biwi Ko Sex Ke Waqt Bolta Tha. Santa: “Aur Tight Kar – Aur Tight Kar, Achhe Se Tight Kar” . . Biwi Tang Aakar Ek Din Gusse Se Boli: “Bhosdi Ke Bahar Jaa Ke Ganne Ke Juice Ki Machine Main Dal Le, Tight Bhi Pura Hoga Aur Juice Bhi Jyada Niklega

Ek movie theatre mein ladka ladkimovie dekh rahe the . Ek machar ladki ke top mein ghusgaya. To sochiye machar ne kaha kaatahoga ?? . . . . . . . . . . . Soch to Gandi hi rahegi tumhari hamesha. Bechare Shareef se machar ne LADKE ke haath pe kaata tha :D :) Note- Sochne wali baat ye hai ki ladke ka hanth ladki ke top mein kya kar raha tha???

1 baar Chutiyaap Kumar ne AAG Bujhane k liye phuk mari to uske piche se Poo nikal gai, Phir phuk mari , Fir se Poo nikal gai . . . . . . Chutiyaap Kumar GUSSE me GAAND Ghumakar bola..... le tu hi bujha.

Santa ki shaadi ke 3 mahine baad hi beta ho gaya. Santa: Ye 3 mahine mein bacha kaise ho gaya? Biwi: Aapki shadi ko kitna time hua hai? Santa: 3 mahine. Biwi: Aur meri shadi ko? Santa: 3 mahine. Biwi: Aur bachcha kitne time baadhua? Santa: 3 mahine baad. Biwi: Total kitne mahine ho gaye? Santa: Ohh teri vakai, 9 mahine hogaye! time ka pata hi nahi laga?

~::ULTIMATE INSULT::~ Boy Aur Grl Shopping Mall Me Grl- Tum HELMATE Lekar Kya Kroge Dimag to Hai hi Ny.... . . . . Boy- Tumne v to Kal BRA Khredi Meine Kuch Bola...

Pappu went to USA and had a meeting with OBAMA OBAMA : I want to show you that how much advance we are Come with me, He takes him to a forest. OBAMA : Dig the ground. pappu did it. OBAMA : More….More…More -… pappu went upto 100 Feet. OBAMA : So now, try to search something. Pappu : I got a Wire. OBAMA: You know, it shows that even 100 years ago we used to have telephones. Pappu became frustrated. He invited OBAMA to India. Next year OBAMA was in India. Pappu : I want to show you our advancement. The same… he takes OBAMA to a forest. Pappu : Dig it... obama does. Pappu : More….More…More -… … OBAMA goes upto almost 400 feet. Pappu :Try to find something. OBAMA tries Pappu : Did you get anything? OBAMA: No, there is nothing here. Pappu: you know, it shows that even 400 years ago, we used to have WIRELESS mob !!! :D ;) pappu rock...obama shock