Boy - chalti hai kya janeman?

Boy - chalti hai kya janeman?
girl -main lesbian hoon !
boy - matlab ??
girl -main sirf girls ke saath sex
karti
hoon :|
boy - De Taali.. Toh phir main bhi
lesbian hoon. :P :D
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Sex Karte Hue Biwi Ko Shaq Hua Ki
Bacha Jaag Raha Hai,
Biwi Ne Husband Ko Bola To Usne
Bache Ko Doosre Kamre Mein Lita
Diya,
Sex Karne Ke Baad Jab Husband
Vapis Bache Ko Lene Gaya To Dekha
Ki Bachha Mutth Mar Raha Hai
Husband Gusse Se: “Oyee, Ye Kya
Kar Raha Hai Tu?”
Bachha Guuse Se Bola: “Apna Kaam
Apne Haath Se Kar Raha Hu, Apni
Khushi Ke Liye Kisi Ki Maa Nahi
Chod Raha
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Teacher Bachho Ko History Samjha
Rahi Thhi, Ek Dum Se Usne Class
Mein Bethe Bachho Se Puchha.
Teacher: “Why Love Is Better Then
War?”
Chinki Khadi Hui Aur Muskurati Hue
Boli
Chinki: “Madamji, Arey Aapko Itna
Bhi Nahi Pata, Simple Because
Condom Is Cheaper Then Gun.
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Ek Dost Apne Dusre Dost Ke Bete Ki
Birthday Party Pe Gaya Aur Uss Se
Puchha.
Dost: “Yaar Tune Ape Bete Ka Naam
Nirodh Kumar Kyu Rakha Hai?”
Dusra Dost: “Yaar Main Apni Wife Ke
Sath Sex Kar Raha Tha, Condom
Slipp Hoke Ander Chala Gaya, Aur
Uski Wajah Se Ye Hua, Isliye“
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This Is Modern Era, No One Has
Time
Girls Put Their Mobile In Vagina On
Vibrator Mode.
And Ask Boyfriend To Call, This Is E-
Fuck.
But If Others Call Then Its E-Rape
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Ek Admi Bank Mein Paisi Nikalvane
Gaya.
Udhar Ek Badi Mast Si Patakha Lady
Cashier Bethi Thhi.
Lady Cashier Ne Puchha: “So Ke
Loge?”
Aadmi Kameenepan Se Bola: “Ji
Khade Khade Bhi Le Lunga.”
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Ek Molvi Ek Chote Se Bachhe Ko
Gand Marwane Ke Liye Fulsla Raha
Thha.
Moulvi: “Beta, Gaand Marwane Se
Aankhen Tez Hoti Hai”
Bachha Bhi Pura Shaitan Thha, Ye
Sun Ke Bola.
Bacha: “Isi Liye Bhosdi Ke, Eid Ka
Chand Sabse Pehle Tum Logo Ko
Nazar Aata Hai“